he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
third nipple confirmed
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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