We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
