Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize