I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She bit a glass in half.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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