weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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