Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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