No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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