so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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