My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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