would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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