were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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