Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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