The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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