there was a trapeze. enough said
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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