i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
