we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Drake has all the answers
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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