are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hate all girls vehemently.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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