Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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