i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
There r osticjed everywhere
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
