why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i used baking grease as lip gloss
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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