i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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