I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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