Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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