There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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