What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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