oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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