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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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