I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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