If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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