And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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