he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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