We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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