Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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