Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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