just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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