You're my little dorito
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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