went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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