you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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