He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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