well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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