the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I understand Curling. That high.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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