somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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