I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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