Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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