yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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