She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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