People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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