I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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