Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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