Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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