Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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