Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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