One girl and one boy is just not enough.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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