in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I'm really busy with my period
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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